Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Christian Incredibles

Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.

“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”

by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021

christian choi

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!

oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*

by *____________________________* June 12, 2014

Christian Joseph

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs

Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018

christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....

dont be a christian mason.

by twisty p January 12, 2022