david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David Robertson

A strange creature that is know to prey on special need children

"Hey did you see David Robertson overthere"
"Yeah I think he's targeting some kids"

by Nick371 August 30, 2022

David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
…..

by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 29, 2021

David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.

Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*

by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024