Dylan

Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)

Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.

Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass

Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.

by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019

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Dylan Riskin

Rubiks Cube loving pedo , nic fiend , someone who LOVES men and gives head in the bathroom

stop acting like that bro
calm down he’s just acting like a Dylan Riskin

by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022

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Dylan James Edward Karnow

Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.

Wow you’re literally a Dylan James Edward Karnow

by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023

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Dylan

awooga :heart_eyes:

omg is that dylan
yeah i think so
awooooga bark bark d

by scottishrohankishibe November 11, 2022

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Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson

These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!

Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!

Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me

by Bob rickie May 25, 2022

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