Asshole

Someone you should kill

You think its ok to kill my boss?

If he is an asshole, yes.

by LesterTheMolesterPlaysRoblox October 23, 2018

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

asshole

Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.

Boy 1: OMG, urban dictionary won't let me post the things that I want to post
Boy 2: What assholes!

by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014

Asshole

A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter

Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.

by Bdifkrmgior April 27, 2018

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 24, 2023

asshole

the middle of the ass crack where your shit comes out of

“OMG MY ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AFTER TACOBELL

by claire╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ November 04, 2020

Asshole

Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.

My ex was such an asshole!!!!

by Smiley face! December 03, 2016