Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

by Burn Son! September 22, 2017

wet shovel

a 8=============D, or to show up at a person's house in a panda suit and beat the shit out of them with a wet shovel

hey ladies, want a wet shovel?

r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!

I wet shoveled your mom last night

adam just got wet shoveled

by BYG twitch September 14, 2010

Wet Reggie

A basic bitch that fucks guys for weed. It doesn’t even have to be a hot chick or good weed. You know the type, she thinks she’s hot shit but fucks stinky-ass dudes just for that sub-par ganja.

“Hey man, did you hear that I hooked up with Tiffany last night? All I had to do was mention I had some weed and then she was all over me, she’s such a Wet reggie.”

by BabouThePissCat May 29, 2018

Wet Jacob

First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.

Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.

You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.

- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"

damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....

by Just a good ol' hook October 18, 2010

Wet Wesley

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.

Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.

by RandyIsTheDevil December 22, 2010

Wet Wanda

Similar to a wet willie, but you insert the moist finger into someone’s nose instead of their ear.

That jerk just gave me a wet Wanda. He is always picking on me.

by Corn Pop April 13, 2020

Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016