turtle hole

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017

Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout

Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.

by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

turtleblunt

A slow burning blunt.

Man this turtleblunt has been burning for days

by Turtleblunt February 1, 2018

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Turtle-stabbin

A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.

"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."

by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018

turtless

Some little kid on xbox. He may or may not be downs. Known to stay up past his bedtime.

Wiseguy: Did you see that kid just get spawn killed through a metal wall?
Nameless: Yeah that was turtless for ya

by NamelessArc046 May 21, 2018