(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.
I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.
by firecracker4u July 16, 2017
Get the thirsty turtlemug. 
when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
Get the turtlingmug. Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
Get the roasting the turtlemug. 
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
Get the Turtle nutsmug.