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The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.
There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.
by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025
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The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.
Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.
by The hugaba December 19, 2025
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The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after
Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026
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