toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023

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Freaky Toilet

A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way

Don’t let the Freaky toilet get you

by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024

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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.

Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.

by xblackhawkytx July 02, 2021

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Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.

Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."

by Haha I evil April 26, 2022

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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 22, 2017

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