a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Break

The complete opposite of the technical definition; the time period where teachers find it perfectly acceptable to assign giant heaps of homework. As if students have time to analyze every Shakespearean play, invent an entirely new mathematical equation, read chapters one through ninety for biology, and singlehandedly solving world hunger; a time of no rejuvenation.

"Students, make sure you read all four hundred sixty four pages of 'Wuthering Heights' and write a 10 page summary on the theme of the book. Oh, by the way, I hope you have a very relaxing winter break, and make sure you get enough sleep!"

by The Foster Growler September 28, 2015

spring break

the trailer to summer, normally is horrible if you spend it at home. The rich kids at my private school go to Hawaii or Cancun and the Middle Class kids stay in the states, usually going to a next door state in the same region

“I’m Stoked for spring break. I’m going to North Carolina”
“ That’s fun but I’m bingeing every season of The Outer Banks on Netflix”

by harryslefttoenail March 26, 2023

break some green

Smoke some pot

Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green

by teacherjohn June 25, 2017

meat breaks

Beans Beans of a cat. His or her paws.

"Rub her meat breaks, she likes it!"

by Slinkyspy March 15, 2020

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023