Lady Rover

A man who drives a Range Rover Evoque, generally a hairdresser or middle aged man unable to afford a proper Range Rover.

That smug Lady Rover drove down the road thinking ‘Look at me, look at me!!’ until he pulled up at the lights next to a proper Range Rover.

by Fizzy Gravy May 6, 2023

lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude

I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?

by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

lady dot

Name for a period

"I just got my lady dot"

by Swagmoneycoop July 8, 2017

Taiwanese Lady Burger

When two Taiwanese lady boys sandwich you in between them and penetrate at the same time

yo i had a crazy night last night, two lady boys " Taiwanese Lady Burgered" me when the double penetrated my hole"

by Drumnmwuff September 12, 2023

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025