Sally- “I’m so happy that the blue team won!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
by ticklebutt555 June 17, 2019

by @s_h_o_t_t_a November 5, 2019

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.
by jugssszz November 16, 2019

A kid who swags like Fabulous and dances like Usher. All the people from neighboring cities are jealous of him
Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020
