White Mud

The act of ejaculating on the ground getting your partner to step in it then suck it off their toes

Man - how was last night with that hoe

Friend - so good. Got some of that white mud action

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.

Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.

by Moist oyster June 18, 2019

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span

Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night

by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024

Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.

Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .

by King Yamayama December 13, 2024

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021