Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

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Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Kevin

Kevin is a zamorak god, but he sucks everywhere else.

Kevin? Yeah i know him, he stuns at stun pool yakamaru. Kills the whole team! Everytime!

by Carbonella January 11, 2024

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Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.

Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

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Kevin Meyer

A Long Island Native Singer and Rapper is most famous for opening for artist on the Vans Warped Tour 2012. He was seen performing alongside artist like MGK, Mod Sun, All Time Low, and Taking Back Sunday.

Kevin Meyer is a NY musician and rock singer.

by 25 For Life Productions April 21, 2022

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