Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.

It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.

by ewanders1 November 05, 2024

Jordan Chuey

Danny Balinger

A MEGA RETARD. So dumb he is gay.

If I could describe Jordan Chuey in one word, it would be Danny Balinger

by 3Unkn0wn_user7 August 29, 2018

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

by You’re Pilot December 06, 2019

Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind

Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great

by March 28, 2024

Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022

Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 January 20, 2016

Jordan Latham

A Smelly Man, usually has the odour construct of a wet dog

Jordan Latham is a smelly man

by CraigsCouchStain April 17, 2020