dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Internet

1. To use the internet

1. You don't internet enough.

by Adreas Rino October 24, 2019

Internet Terrorist

Someone who weaponizes social media or online platforms to push fake thugs, gang affiliations, or dangerous misinformation—and may even mass-report anyone who calls them out.

Internet terrorists flood feeds with fake gang claims and call it “street knowledge,” then flag anyone exposing the lie.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.

person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?

by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.

She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!

by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016

Rogue, Internet Man

A based as hell individual.

Fag-A: “Do you watch Rogue, Internet man?”
Fag-B: “No I have a life.”

by BitchmatePerry July 7, 2021