Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

by Muppins December 14, 2016

A Dude Kid

Someone who says "yo, dude kid!" or uses the words "dude" or "kid" too much. A dude kid might also use words like "bro"
Also known as a bro or a guido.

Many times dude kids will have blowouts, fake tans and plucked eye brows.

"That guy was such a dude kid"

by Robu February 2, 2010

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 11, 2022

High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

Night Dude

A term used to describe male sex workers, also used as a racial slur targeting men of African descent.

shaun is a night dude on Fridays, he really enjoys sucking my dick!

by TRYNA GET THAT ZAZA August 7, 2022

Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019