mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...

That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...

by Ham face July 18, 2020

Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

Shot the monkey

When you give your girl suprise anal.

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”

by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018

fudgey monkeys

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.

Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.

by imyjimmy October 20, 2008

Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018

Chunky Monkey

LA/ Crip slang term that means a gun

“Chunky Monkey under my clothes dont get yo son wacced” -X4

by Themack1904 October 27, 2020