Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends

Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday

by boyobop November 23, 2021

Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall

Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing”
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Twat

A british slang word for an idiot

Guy1: Oi! You fucking twat!
Guy2: I am no twat you cunt!

by Bonical June 22, 2023