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"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
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