mud beast

fat girl

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!

by kindanuts July 15, 2011

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl October 4, 2016

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner July 7, 2016

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

South Georgia Mud Mask

Unloading cum into one's asshole then having them shit it out onto your face. Then wearing said concoction on your face.

"Man I can't wait for Jessica to shit my cum on my face to give me a good ole South Georgia Mud Mask"

by Frostyfries December 15, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024