Acronym for "she is my precious"; a man who unreasonably overvalues a woman and is usually ignored by said woman.
-After she smooches with another guy in his face, Nick offered to SIMP-ly give her a ride home.
-I don't get it.
-I don't get it.
by geekyadventurerr April 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Wow, Luke Oliver is Such a SIMP. He went for a matching tattoo with his girlfriend and accidentally had his testicles removed.
by NotA_SIMP July 5, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.
A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.
B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A 'Person' typically a male, who becomes obsessively affectionate, kind or devoted to a certain person who does not reciprocate the same feeling as what he or she has for them, usually giving unrealistic amount of compliments, gifts, and special treatments, etc. And does not get anything in return for what he or she has done. Not even a 'Date.
("Note; that the word 'Simp' is a shortened form of the word 'Simpleton' meaning; 'Foolish' or 'Gullible'")
See phrase example below:
("Note; that the word 'Simp' is a shortened form of the word 'Simpleton' meaning; 'Foolish' or 'Gullible'")
See phrase example below:
He has fallen for a trap of his own! Why wouldn't he stop being nice to that girl that he has no chance of getting for, He's such a "Simp" the girl that he romanticizes doesn't even show any signs of interest on him.
by topsyturvey August 16, 2022
Get the Simpmug. An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.
Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
Get the Simpmug.