A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

by anonymous January 14, 2022

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.
Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!
by Chellz January 5, 2008

by poohandler5613 October 28, 2023

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 5, 2022
