Purple Dick Shift 

Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.

"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."

"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"

"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."

Purple Dick Shift by Eric and antony <333333 May 5, 2010

purple bitmoji 

TITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tite tite tite

omyghod!! did u see my crush's snap?? he got some small purple bitmoji :(

purple bitmoji by boo wrath July 22, 2020

Purple Heart emoji 

If there’s a Purple Heart emoji in your bio on Instagram it usually means said person is pregnant and doesn’t know the gender of the baby

Wow did you see Rebecca’s bio? It had a Purple Heart emoji in it ,I wonder what the baby’s gonna be.

Purple Heart emoji by Noface_ Santana February 27, 2019

purple lamborghini

Question:"what's a purple Lamborghini?"
Answer:"ok",

"@reader" "pretend you have a purple Lamborghini."

"Nod your head."
-"that's the meme."

Nobody knows what a purple Lamborghini is so they google it, or ask someone what it is, and that's the meme. The entire process.

purple lamborghini by LonelyMagikarp January 7, 2017

purple 

A nigger that is so black, he/she's purple.

He's such a purple; if he didn't smile when it was dark outside, I'd run that nigger over.

purple by purplesarenasty January 15, 2011

purple shoelace

What a scrub thinks is hot shit but is actually kind of creepy and really gay. He/she will wear it on his/her shoes thinking it's a style but no one will like it and make fun of him/her for it. This can be made only gayer if it is worn on just one shoe. That is the epitome of gay.

Look at my purple shoelace guys I'm so cool.

Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.

purple shoelace by shakeandbake12345 March 22, 2011

Purple Haze 

A Marijuana blunt rolled with a grape flavored cigar wrap.

I'm so lost and confused in the purple haze.

Purple Haze by proanasassy December 19, 2010