Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

purple bottlecap

When you blow an upside down air duster in her ass, then plug it up with your thumb, finally suck it out like a whippet.

I gave her a purple bottlecap last night, she fucking loved it!!

by Bad_decisions October 19, 2017

Royal Purple

The best color. Good for leadership posters.

Did you hear that Peyton used light purple for the poster? Yeah, so lame. Royal purple is bettet.

by Courtney Aranyos April 6, 2017

Purple

A very hairy vagina, very smelly too. Make sure to wear a mask for that one

"Damn I was about to go down on Britney yesterday but she had a purple and I almost threw up on her."

by RedWoodX April 7, 2017