the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Deep Purple

A great british 70's rock band! Its guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, Keyboardist Jon Lord, and drummer Ian Paice are all excellent musicians.
This band was known to have witnesses a lot of changes in its line-up.

Who's your favorite Deep Purple vocalist?
Ian Gillan, or David Coverdale?

Deep Purple by godfather November 6, 2004

Almighty Tallest Purple 

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.

Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

Almighty Tallest Purple by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004

polish the purple bishop 

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

polish the purple bishop by [e-mail] November 21, 2007

Grand Daddy Purple 

A dank ass strain of marijuana. It's parent plants are (Big Bud x Purple Erkle). Whoever thinks otherwise is wrong. Usually classified as 'exotic'. It has purple leaves but is not completely purple. Looks frosty with trichomes and has lots of orange hairs. Smells and tastes great and fruity, like its parent plant, Purple Urkel. Very potent. Sometimes expensive (20-25 a G)Commonly called 'GDP' for short.

Lucky Dude: Damn, I just got a quarter of some dank purp, man, it's GDP.

Unlucky Dude: Damn, man, Grand Daddy Purple? All i can find is bammer weed around here.

Grand Daddy Purple by 19billy March 12, 2009

Big purple

Billy's Mother's extremely large nine footer Purple Double Sided Dildo

Shut up before i whip out my big purple!!

Big purple by Manuel April 21, 2003

Perpetually Purple Perspective Person 

(short) PPPP
1. a hardcore gay
2. a really homosexual person

That dude's totally a Perpetually Purple Perspective Person (PPPP), he suscribes to Men's Health.

Perpetually Purple Perspective Person by spaceboyyy February 6, 2010