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New Sarcasm

Noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.

SYN: Lieing
Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."
by Carlos Man of Love August 1, 2010
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New Regime

An organisation operating in West Cumbria, England. It's objective is total control, but it will settle for some cakes. It is also subject for countless imitations.
A group of lads born in Cumbria and now spread over several universitys around Great Britain. They Represent the New Regime
by Jack Harvey December 12, 2005
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new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.
That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.
by Goddy March 15, 2015
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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bake news

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?
by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018
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New Mills

The closest thing to a real royston vasey, New Mills is a town in the North of England with more charity shops than people with a normal amount of chromosomes.

New mills is known as the 'inbred village' due to it's historical rates of inbreeding.

Modern New Mills is home to a number of normal people, these are best known from fervently denying they are from New Mills and then enduring a bombardment of 'inbred village' jokes.

New Mills is not for novice travellers, if one does dare to venture into New Mills, perhaps for the crispy cod, a supringly outstanding chippy, then it is advised that one takes a local guide with you, in order to translate the local dialect and keep you safe from the chavs.

New mills also hosts an annual lantern parade, where the locals walk around with homemade lanterns in order to pray to some satanic God or some shit like that.

Verdict: mostly a shithole, avoid the pubs, but other then that it's a pretty cool place, even if its neighbouring village, Disley is a far superior and beautiful gem in Cheshire east.
Jeff "my friend from New Mills has invited me to his house next week"
Brian "make sure you're up to date with your jabs and under no conditions make eye contact with the locals"
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New Word

When you make up a new word that means something completely original
Zimborf: The act of performing fellatio with an alien
That's an example of a new word
by Dubiks January 18, 2019
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