urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

Nerd

1. Someone named Rebekah
2. Someone named Rylan
3. An absolute moron

1. Nerd.
2. Absolute freaking nerd.
3. What a nerd.

by StevenDiggery February 27, 2022

Nerd Appreciation Day

September 18 (Nerd Appreciation Day) Celebrate the person who helps you with your work and gives you answers.

Today is Nerd Appreciation Day

by Nerd Appreciation Day September 16, 2021

Nerd herd

A large group of nerds or pokemon fans playing pokemon go. A ready made raid party.

We were rolling 9 deep in a nerd herd filling raid parties for lone nerds like make a wish.

by Montani76 September 7, 2017

Nerd

Roach

Roach is a total nerd

by FerdinandBardamu January 18, 2024

Nerd

Someone that you make fun of as a kid, but will end up working for as an adult.

I picked on that nerd Bill Gates as a kid. Now he has me on janitor duty in the microsoft headquarters.

by uuuuuuuuggggg February 3, 2015

Fortnite Nerd

Creative warrior who likes to free build instead of playing OG Fortnite for the one month that is will only be available.

Nathan Clements likes to play creative and free build instead of play OG fortnite, he is a Fortnite Nerd.

by Johnson John November 16, 2023