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muffin ball

A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.
My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!
by peachpie88 September 22, 2011
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Mono-Ball

Someone who only has one testicle, thus the name 'Mono-Ball'.
John: Bert has a Mono-Ball!
by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009
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dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis
Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!
by saskydoodle March 7, 2015
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ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.
Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!
by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009
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Cyber Balls

A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D

... losers
Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago
by Liv XD June 23, 2010
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shot balls

A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.
Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey
by Cr250Lover4Life May 28, 2016
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Oreo Balls

Definition one:
Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.
Dan: Those Oreo balls are the best thing since sliced bread.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.

Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.

Jim: Didn’t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasn’t?
Jim: good point.
by Dave Lickersnach December 30, 2014
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