soccer mom

A Fundemental Christan Women who claims all who are not Christan is evil her husband is a veteran and she has bumper stickers saying "My Kid is a Honour role student" or "I'm a Soccer mom I can't handle it all" or "Land of the free because of the brave" They stay at home talk to other Soccer moms and are connected at the hip she was slutty in collage that's how she passed doing all the professors male and female. She Got Shit Faced 24/7 found her husband on a bar got married has 7 lil'angles who are total dicks. Named Brandon,Edmound, Harry, Kennedy for the girl, and Kaytlin and Howard who the boys will grow up and be criminals and the girls will repeat the cyle. The Father is a veteran from the Persian Gulf war he came back from Iraq boasting about Desert Storm victory makes SIX Figures at a job such as manager or lawyer or became a cop and makes jack shit. The Mom is afraid that her kids will embarrass her and she wants to make more friends so she drags the kids to soccer games and other sports to smoke a joint and gossip. The father is at the firm or VFW and cheating with the secretary at both. The Kids than Finnish a soccer game and go to karate and they think they can kill somebody because they are in Karate. Than it's 11:30 pm the kids come home do Home Work from Honours Algabera. Than have Bedtime. And the cyle resets than they bring a friend over the kid brings a IPod and the mom finds out and kicks the kid out.

Hey Dan's stupid soccer mom wont let him play GTA iv because it makes reference to the Yugoslav wars and Crime and Drugs

by Haxis288 December 8, 2013

mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.

Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time

by Stoolie November 27, 2015

Cool Mom

A mom that irresponsibly parents her teens and lets them drink alcohol, as seen in the Canadian blockbuster Mean Girls.

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

Linda mom

Lindas, also known as Brendas, Sheryls, or any other stereotypical white name, are what people like to call white Christian moms who brag about their kids and get salty about places not having enough vegan options.

Ugh that chick is such a Linda mom.

by Meme queen for life August 17, 2018

ur mom

it is ur parent

i am ur mom

by i am the person who made lthis September 28, 2018

Mommed Out

Mommed Out ; a word to mean the same thing as Pimped out. 2. Something would be most convenient to you. 3. Something Good
2 - SHORTER MEANING "MOMMED"
1. Something bad

3 - NEGATIVE MEANING "MOMMED UP"
1. Non-extreme word of F*cked Up

"Those Rims Are Mommed Out"

2 "Yo this is so mommed"

3. "Why you mommed up the system?"

by Dr_Polish May 29, 2004