A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
Get the Kylemug. 
kylee is the kind of person you can rely on for advice, and she is more than happy to help when youre in need. she needs to start prioritizing herself though instead of others. once she starts to like someone, it doesnt go away quickly. in my experience with a kylee, she has liked the same person for 8 years now. sorry bub
by YepImThatKidFromYourClass :) April 27, 2021
Get the kyleemug. by Farmer Nic May 6, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A person that likes soccer and kicks hard, he loves to be with his friend adrien and he is "best friends with adrien" ;)
by TheThiccArle November 4, 2021
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the boy I'm in love with and I think he is so funny and I love his long brown hair and his collectable things and he is such a little goober and he probably thinks we are just friends and I get that and I have such a huge crush on him and he is literally so nice and so amazing and omg why am I even doing this I think his voice is so nice and he is a little ducking nerd and I find that adorable I find everything about him adorable but he probably doesn't even think of me like that and I don't even know what I'm doing and he probably has a girlfriend and I'm probably and crazy and I have a boyfriend but Im in love with Kyle
by Kittys:) January 18, 2025
Get the Kylemug. by @s_h_o_t_t_a November 5, 2019
Get the Kylemug.