A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
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Get the Kyle mug.An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
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Get the Kyle Stroup mug.A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
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Get the kyle kovarcik mug.Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
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