Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

Gut kicking

When your hitting it so hard she can feel it in her guts When you bang hard from behind, and send her organs 2 inches in another direction.

Gut kicking Yo! E gave her a gut kicken so good, she could barley walk the next day!

by Carrinkegs January 20, 2020

Fly Kick

Something wolfy playz would like to do to your grandma if you piss him off.

"That won't save your sweet little grandma when I fast-fall, 360, 420, Double-Y Fly Kick her off a bridge on her fucking nose"

-Wolfy Playz

by Ultimate G A Y February 10, 2022

kick you ass

kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️

amy: *says something that is right*

angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*

by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon June 28, 2010

TOE KICK

A piece of cabinetry at the base where a hole is covered up.

Meet a JEW in BED as being on the DL.

Kick any toe of someone.

To be surprised by colliding into a construction piece that sticks out from under a fence.

There is a TOE KICK at the base to make it appear as a standing base with no hole.

It is nice to meet a TOE KICK for a change COT KIKE.

Tough to say but for real as a TOE KICK sometimes wakes them up.

I was checking after I ran into a TOE KICK surrounded by metal at the end of RESORTS WORLD property under construction that jutted from under the

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME May 22, 2021