just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.

Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

It's just a roof-rack

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.

Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.

by QuacksO April 5, 2025

Just-Leave-You-There

When you take a bong hit of half weed half tobacco and in a meditative way. Once you take the bong hit, it just leaves you there, hense why it is called a "just-leave-you-there". It would make sense if you had tried it. You need a resident amount of each marijuana and tobacco for this effect to make perfect sense. The instant of "just-leave-you-there" is the instant state of meditation/no-mind

A man takes the noted bong hit "Just-Leave-You-There" and it just leaves him there

by Gorin Silderman April 26, 2014

It's just going to keep happening 😭

The death of freedom

Not Hym "It's just going to keep happening 😭"

Hym "Why would it not?"

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Just friends

1. When someone you like says "we are just friends" basically friendzoning you
2. When 2 people who are obviously dating say they are just dating.

Person: Are you two dating?
Person 2+3: Uhhhh no, we are just friends (IN PERFECT UNISON).
Person: Uh ok

by I<3Chickens July 25, 2022