Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

by Markus5 October 7, 2009

long haired Jesus

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.

Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

kungfu action jesus

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power

aang is kungfu action jesus

by sonic869 September 22, 2009

sweet bastard jesus

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

by Chistoso November 16, 2006

Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003