jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

Jeffrey

A short energetic white boy has many hoes and gets all the bitches must do some sort of sport

Person 1: how that kids very energetic and short wonder his name
Person 2: he must be a Jeffrey

by Dr. Buttface June 19, 2022

Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022

Jeffensen

A term to describe gay in certain language or city.

That man/woman is jeffensen.

by An Definition June 24, 2022

jeff beansauce

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde

Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..

by Mansarrd June 30, 2022

Jeferson

The cutest guy you will ever meet. He is bad at school but the best person you will ever meet. You will fall for his smile and black curly hair. If you meet a Jeferson NEVER leave him and ALWAYS fight for him even if he pushes you away

Jeferson is the best person to hang around.

by Sadgirl321 July 3, 2022

Jeffrey

A homophobic, racist, transphobic, sexist bitch you deserves to have his head bashed violently into a wall.

Jeffrey treats the one girl who cared about him like shit and eventually cheats on her and in a sad attempt to get her back he spams her with “ur hot” and “love u” messages on a daily basis.

Jeffrey makes rude comments about others’ weight even though he’s overweight himself.

He is truly a rude, arrogant, unworthy soul who deserves to die alone, disrespectfully.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Some loser named Jeffrey
Person 3: He’s a real dick head

by JusticePerson July 14, 2022