January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 21, 2022

January 13

Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is

Oh it’s January 13

Oh go admire Jayden

by XenxBTW January 13, 2021

January 20th

National fuck your best friend in the ass day!

The day where you can fuck your best friends butthole no matter what gender!

1: hey bestie. Its January 20th!

2: oh no...

by Buttbaby6 January 20, 2022

January 13th

National send a scandalous picture day

“Hey babe it’s January 13th”
“Oh shoot I’m on it”

by Sjjdbfbrjco January 13, 2021

January 11th 2008

People who have this birthdate are gay. Any year before or after that are considered straight, except for this one

"Hey he's born on the 11th of January back in 2008!"
"January 11th 2008? Oh yeah, he's definitely gay"

by TheBabyTheBabyTheBabyLetsgo November 22, 2021

January 26

National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.

Hey blondie its january 26

by Luvelaghulove January 25, 2022