Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!
Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?
Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?
Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.
Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!
Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?
Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.
Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!
by The jimmy rustler July 19, 2014
Get the Brown the house downmug. Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.
by polbo December 31, 2010
Get the Jewish House Arrestmug. a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018
Get the waffle house mustachemug. (noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.
I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.
by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020
Get the In-house weed sherpamug. A "American house loser" is someone who has moved back in with their parents. The "American house loser" sits in the house all day for lack of anything to, subsequently the American house loser has resorted to finding the joys in life through things like Netflix .
Lauren is such an American house loser she can not go out because of her credit card debt and no money.
by Brooke Reichert March 8, 2019
Get the American house losermug. by BaddieMcFatty December 24, 2021
Get the Haunted House Videomug. Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.
If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.
If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.
"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"
by Kalious September 8, 2023
Get the Drunk House Seanmug.