Dutch Buffet

Paying separately for prostitutes at an orgy.

Kristie and her friends came overlast night so Julian and I decided to go dutch buffet and split the cost.

by RodJustice September 30, 2014

Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.

I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it

by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Dutch Tower

Like the Effie tower, but everyone is wearing Santa costumes.

“I went home with two guys after the office Christmas party, they dutch towered me.”

by GrrrrrreatDane June 14, 2022

dutch indies

The Dutch Indies was a colony owned by the Netherlands. Nowadays their known as Indonesia. Eventhough modern Indonesians don't admit it, Indonesia would be economicly more stable with the Dutch still in power.

The Dutch Indies should be reformed!

by Benzo Fury July 1, 2019

dutch facelift

The act of having your face squeezed between freshly sharted butt cheeks and slid from the bottom of the crack to the top. ie... The Dutch Facelift

Brian: Hey Tom, did Tony just passout?
Tom: yup
Brian: looks like he is getting the ol dutch facelift then, cause I just about full on filled my crack.

by Blackcell February 7, 2014

sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."

by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015