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Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.
person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2013
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The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.
Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017
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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"
by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023
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Humans

by Igneous_Dragon August 9, 2020
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Human

The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.
I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.
by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017
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