I have no mouth and I must scream

Sounds like my kind of story.

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!

by Hym Iam March 26, 2023

Actions have consequences

Actions have consequences.... That are imposed by charlatans... Whose actions have no consequences...

Hym "Hey, remember when I was all like 'If you're going to DO NOTHING BUT collectively demonize and mock TYPES of people you can't be surprised when you get what you deserve'?"

A shit-brain "My behavior towards people like you isn't justification for you to-"

Hym "Ah! Wait! That's what I JUST SAID! YOU SOUND LIKE HYM! Which was it? Is my behavior towards whoever justification for my demonization and derision? Then how is your behavior towards them not justification for the thing they are doing?"

A shit-brain "Violence isn't the same as-"

Hym "DOESN'T MATTER! The similarly is that the person it's happening to PROBABLY doesn't think it's justified! Nope! This is what I said would happen... Happening... A PRIME example of it! Because the trannies WEREN'T murdering a bunch of people until the schizophrenic horde turned their gaze upon them. This is me being right again! Actions have consequences! What are the consequences of me saying that to you!? WHO KNOWS!? It could be ANYTHING! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini

What I looked up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEOUGHESCHEIGH sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and oughe makes an oo sound and the u is pronounced like oo with a silent gh and sch is prounced like sh and the eigh having a pronunciation with ee and the i has a pronounciation with ee. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.

Ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.

by heagheueppon January 15, 2023

You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

by anonymous January 22, 2023

i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023

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i am mentally unstable

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jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023