Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

Golden Wheel

The golden wheel is a 'two wheel' bike with no seat and has just the rod. The bike can be ridden by both sexes which in return offers a discrete pleasurable experience. Generally ridden by men.

"You weren't afraid to get that girls number, I saw you pull up to the bar on your golden wheel."

by Nude Rubix June 28, 2016

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

golden sake

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Golden Ramsay

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.

Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.

by Dabbii January 23, 2018

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.

Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.

by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017