A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a fullerection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.
Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me
"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy
"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me