James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.

"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."

by Ofthewhitesea September 30, 2015

Chump Billy Goat

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.

Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)

by Whimsical Wizard June 08, 2024

Sweating the Goat

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

by woadkil July 24, 2008

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

bren the goat

He's a ladies man all thea hoes like him a good person at times bad attitude but a nice person good at sports loves basketball

I want to be like Bren the goat one day

by Brenhuncho December 21, 2016

designated goat

Alex Pricher.

Yo bro have you seen the designated goat?

by apricher June 11, 2022

Goated balls

When one's balls are so exquisite and delicious that they earn the title G.o.a.t (greatest of all time)

anyone tryna play with these goated balls

by ball tickler 69 August 27, 2023