French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023

French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.

Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.

by pooscado June 30, 2025

french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure

Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

french meeting

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup

Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*

by kierran169 November 24, 2023

half frenched

when its a half of a french kiss/not enough time to do a full one

I half frenched my gf today

by things i have experienced March 16, 2022