River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

River Drunk by C76M June 13, 2013

Geek Drunk 

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

Geek Drunk by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013

Defendantly Drunk 

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

Defendantly Drunk by Critton August 25, 2013

Fyn-Drunk 

To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.

1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."

"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"

2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"

"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."

Fyn-Drunk by Crille November 7, 2013

pork drunk 

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

pork drunk by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

darcy drunk 

A state of drunk beyond the realm of known drunk, indicated by bed wetting, screaming I'm a doctor and a t-Rex like positioning of the arms

I can't remember if that Gatorade bottle is electrolyte or pee, I was Darcy drunk

darcy drunk by Boo manhattan December 30, 2013

Fetus Drunk 

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.

"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"

Fetus Drunk by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014