double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

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double devious

When a story told is lead with a decent innuendo, goes on to be totally unsexy and finally reveals a naughty surprise.

Alex: Where might you hide your underwhear?
Alex: Ah yes, that's right, I'm afraid wearing it on your person is the least hygienic option since it will become dirty.
Alex: Oh I don't even wear any for that reason.
Dana: Such a double devious this story.

by neĝleopardo September 19, 2019

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Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

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Double Doufer

When you sleep with two girls in one night

“First I saw Emily and then I went and slept at Anna’s”
“Dude you had a double doufer?!”

by NotQuinno March 12, 2020

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Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.

Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

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Double Poop

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.

I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.

by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022

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