dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

angry dick

Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.

"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"

by L-Treezy June 11, 2006

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Dick Brothers

A commond bond in both subjects having fucked the same vagina.

Goddamnit Bobby, are we really dick brothers now? Man I better get checked!

by RoosterTail January 26, 2009

Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

dick dingers

Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards

Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?

Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.

by Naw way November 11, 2018

Free The Dick

exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)

at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent

by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017