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Backseat car boner

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner
I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners
by Oujidon January 5, 2018
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1989 lincoln town car

The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.
Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"
by Trigga19 April 13, 2009
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car ram-rod

this is a name used to describe state patrol.
yo man, that ram-rod was ridin my ass
by Amanda December 14, 2004
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Puerto Rican Car Seat

When a small child is held on the lap of the mother in the front passenger seat of a car.
Jose's family felt safe with the knowledge that he was secured in the families Ford Pinto by a Puerto Rican Car Seat.
by tommy7115 January 23, 2010
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Atomic Irish Car Bomb

An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.


How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 8, 2004
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brunswick county car wash

The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.
Ex.:

Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'

BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'

Wank: 'ok sounds good'
by Dgock March 8, 2014
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Roary the Racing Car

A kids show about a little red racing car named Roary. All they do is race around Silver Hatch all day. It also has a very catchy theme song.

People that are named Roary/Rory are usually tormented by annoying retards. every time they hear someone say Rory they always sing the shows theme-song primarily to piss them off.
Roary the racing car!! .........Roooaaaaaaary my number one star!!!
by jobflobadobYob October 16, 2010
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