Anyone that shares useless knowledge with you. Or, anyone who is pleasantly surprised when you feed them a nugget of knowledge. There is a mutual appreciation for often umprompted, sometimes very advanced intellectual subject matter. Sometimes exchanges are casual where one person may correct another. If the person is genuinely appreciative for the correction and having learned something, they are fact buddy material.
“Hey Bec, i just learned the Tesla induction engine is actually gonna be modified and more all about a permanent magnetic wheel. I know you aren’t into cars, but you’re into facts, and we haven’t fact buddied since college dorm life.”
“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”
“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”
“Hey Jan I was studying for my nursing exam and i can’t believe I didn’t know that diabetes counts as a disability. Like blindness, paralysis, etc. It’s crazy!”
“Since you work for the state can you tell me about it? What does that mean? Thanks fact buddy!”
“Fyi Starbucks double points this am what do you want. Also, joe is gonna be sick and management is on a roll, so you want me to pick you up a drink?”
“You’re a legit fact buddy.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
Get the fact buddymug. by Just Go With It... June 23, 2009
Get the Palm buddymug. When you ask out a fucking thot and she friendzones you even though she is supposed to be dating you and then fools around with all the other boys but it's ok because you guys are Fortnite Buddies
by FoodStamos April 26, 2019
Get the Fortnite Buddymug. by bananabutttttttt June 22, 2020
Get the phillip island buddiesmug. An erotic buddy is someone who you discuss sexual matters with, makes shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in a chicken costume.
Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy and he definitely needs to give Emily a lap dance on her birthday.
by Awif November 24, 2015
Get the Erotic buddymug. I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
by iambek November 9, 2019
Get the best buddy in bedmug. A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.
If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.
If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.
by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022
Get the Burrito Buddymug.