Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.

Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls

by Gordonopus September 5, 2010

Ball Fucked

When you are doin a girl with your balls and not your dick.

Yo dude, did you here he ball fucked her? Man, that has to hurt.

by Jiggity Josh January 4, 2010

shot balls

A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.

Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey

by Cr250Lover4Life May 28, 2016

drunken balls

a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails

Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...

by nellDoG August 5, 2007

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010

Ball clappin'

When two guys have sex with eachother by use of a dildo in each one, bent over, back to back, so that the force of them having sex will cause their scrotum's two swing against eachother, making a clapping sound.

Dude, me and Gary were ball clappin' last night like we was on PCP.

by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006