by NotNanoBurn September 22, 2018
Get the Nano Burn mug.When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
Get the Pubic Carpet Burn mug.When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burn mug.Person 1: Hello fellow intellectual would you care to join me for a burn outside?
Person 2: Of Course my friend!
Person 2: Of Course my friend!
by MobbMobb May 28, 2018
Get the Burn mug.by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018
Get the Sausage burn mug.The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.
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Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.
by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018
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